Toaster Struedel > Pop Tart

I love breakfast.  When I get up early enough to make it.

Lazy Days Reading > Busy Days Studying

I seriously question when I’m learning more.

ShamWow! > Imitators

Something about this commercial is hilarious and persuasive and really really obnoxious all at the same time.

South Park > Family Guy

A simple call on substance over flash.  For two shows that are both pop-culture satires in pandemonium, it doesn’t even seem close.

Vicodin > IBU Profen

Although both are helping me kill this sore throat.

Germany > France

For reasons of music, culture, sport, and experience in travel.

Brevity > Verbosity

Explaining it here detracts from the value of the post.

Commercials during primetime > Infomercials during midnight snacktime

If coming up with this dross is all it takes to work in marketing, I’m dropping out of law school.

Raphael > Michaelangelo > Leonardo > Donatello

Upon rewatching the old school cartoons again, the least favorite of my childhood has taken the lead.

Pac > Nas > B.I.G.

New York hates me for this, but it’s true.

Palin’s chances in 4 years > McCain’s chances in 4 days

But keep telling yourself the polls aren’t accurate.

Stanley Kubrick > Alfred Hitchcock

Of course, I say that as I rewatch The Shining.